In this Special Presidents’ Day Weekend Edition, this week’s Webtacular World will avoid any mention of presidents besides those already mentioned. Enjoy your Bonus Sunday!
STORY OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: California’s Drought
Why: Because while Climate Change deniers think shifts in global weather patterns aren’t happening due to the East Coast’s 3rd major snowstorm in the last few days, the changes that are occurring around the world are historic.
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Time Warner Comcast Xfinity NBC
Why: Because your favorite internet/ cable/ content creator/ consumer support provider is about to become an even bigger nightmare.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Stand Your Ground And Open Fire
Why: Because I think the way Americans worships the 2nd Amendment is a huge problem, and laws like this need to change if the U.S. wants to be taken seriously and treat all of its citizens with respect. We are better than this..
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (5 min.)
What: MOTHER FUCKING CURLING
Why: Because Curling is the best sport of the Olympics, hands down.
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 hrs. watch)
What: RoboCop and Toy Story, Sweded
Why: Because these homemade versions are arguably better than the originals.
LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Wow, Something Actually Interesting About Wuthering Heights
Why: Because even though I hate this book with the fiery passion of a dozen vengeful Heathcliffs, it still is a literary classic, and deserves some respect.
MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch, 4 min. read)
What: The Beatles Turn 50
Why: Because the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus.”
COMEDY THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: RIP Sid Caesar
Why: Because he was the definitive comedian of the last century.
PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. look)
What: NYC Subway in 1981
Why: Because even though it is grimy, it still is beautiful.
VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Flappy Bird Is Still Dead; Long Live Flappy Bird
Why: Because Flappy Bird apparently is a phoenix that will always rise from its own ashes.
INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK
What: Cat Wants To Party; The Fox Says Beowulf; The Death Star’s Destruction Was Totally Not My Fault
Why: Because Internet.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Beer Me – Available At One Of These Locations, Maybe.
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
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