Greetings Webtaculators! Well, the Trump Presidency officially turned one hundred days old. In his mind, the hundred day marker is stupid, but he’s also doing tremendously, so Trump gave a speech, and then went golfing. The press threw a different sort of party, which the President declined to attend (SAD!) because, well, to put it nicely, his first 100 days have been sort of a mixed bag. On to the news.
STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Kickstarting The News
Why: Because the creator of everyone’s favorite citation site now is going to use the same method to tell us what is actually going on in the world. I can’t wait to see how this works out…
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: Open Or Closed
Why: Because Trump’s dealing with one of the largest economic drivers in the world is probably going to have serious consequences for the U.S.’ stature.
TECH THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Elon Musk Must Hates Traffic
Why: Because first he took away the necessity for a human to make bad decisions behind the wheel, and now he’s digging tunnels.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: “We Want Local Control Over Slaves! Err… Schools!”
Why: Because the South can’t seem to remember that it lost the Civil War, and is still trying its hardest to bring back the 1800’s.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch)
What: But Where Will I Get Deep Analytics On Off Season Football From Now?
Why: Because ESPN laid off a large part of its workforce this past week.
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: Yeah, Baby, Yeah!
Why: Because Austin Powers turns 20 this year, so of course now I feel old.
TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Oh Good, People Are Calling A Dystopian TV Show “Timely”
Why: Because at least bonnets are going to be back in fashion soon.
MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: …And The End Of The World Has Its Playlist
Why: Because what better way to deliver the party than through a cartoon band?
FOOD THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: A Better Way To Write About Food
Why: Because it is kind of funny how food needs to be “discovered” by a white guy in order to become fancy.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Bag Of Doritos
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
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