Webtacular World Issue # 220, February 19, 2018

Greetings Webtaculators. Sorry for the delay. Let’s examine just how terrible last week actually was. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (16 second watch)
What: Bang Bang You’re Dead (GRAPHIC)
Why: Because you are a student at an American high school, and a bunch of cowards still don’t acknowledge that guns are a problem. In the video above taken on Valentine’s Day / Ash Wednesday by a clearly terrified student at Stoneman Douglass High School, it takes 16 seconds for a man armed with a military style rifle to fire over 20 shots. As a result of those shots plus many, many others, over 30 students and faculty were injured or killed. Our cowardly President couldn’t even bring himself to mention the word “gun” once during his address to the nation regarding the shooting. This is the same coward who signed a bill making it easier for mentally ill people to purchase firearms. American gun owners are obviously too fragile to even think about giving up their idiotic interpretation of the Second Amendment so American politicians will continue to think and pray. At least the students who survived this travesty are speaking up for themselves. I guess since America is the best at everything, it’s absolutely fine that 91% of firearm deaths between the ages of 0-14 occur in this country.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Selling Our Souls For $2.8 Billion Dollars A Year (Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse)
Why: Because that is the estimated annual cost of gun violence in the U.S. for the cost of hospital related charges. Add in the estimated cost of lost wages, and that jumps close to $50 billion annually. Still not a large enough number to make you care? How about $229 billion, which includes legal fees, incarceration, rehab, and long term care.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: Oh, So There Was Russian Meddling In The Election
Why: Because at best our President is a man with a very bad memory.  Also, “stupid Watergate” Gets More Even Gate-ier.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: Transforming Facebook
Why: Because the largest platform in human history is still struggling to understand what it actually means to serve billions of customers.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Yaylimpics
Why: Because the Olympics still is a great generator for feel good stories and human achievements through sports. Like this. And this.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Make Good Movies And People Will See Them
Why: Because Black Panther took in $235 million in its opening weekend.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: MGMT Of Expectations
Why: Because the band MGMT fits within the timeframe of when I stopped caring about new music.

ART THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Presidential
Why: Because the Obamas’ choice of portraits show just how thoughtful and groundbreaking their time in the White House was. To see just how different, here’s a look at the previous ones.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: The History Of The Black Panther
Why: Because the superhero Black Panther has evolved much like the turbulent changes of America’s racial and cultural evolution.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: How Not To Do A Remake
Why: Because with the current trend of updating old classics, many of which work very well, sometimes the new versions completely miss the mark of what made the originals so good.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Sing It For The All Stars; Ragdoll; Thoughts And Prayers
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Crabs
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

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Webtacular World Issue # 219, February 11, 2018

Greetings Webtaculators! My favorite part of the Winter Olympics is the fact that every sport consists of a bunch of humans trying to do incredible feats of athleticism (well, besides curling) while attempting not to slip and fall. Friction – who needs it? My other observation is that any sport would be better if low powered guns were also included like the biathlon. This would go beyond racing sports – for example, in football, it would solve multiple problems, since instead of going for an extra point, the the player who scored would have to shoot a bullseye. America loves guns, so what could possibly go wrong? On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: The Greatest Economy
Why: Because yes, I realize that the stock market is a terrible barometer for the economy overall. However, the President doesn’t seem to understand this, or why it’s such a bad idea to link his own success to a system that is essentially a bunch of people placing bets on businesses.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Uber v. Waymo
Why: Because all the hubbub about trade secrets and corporate sabotage ended with a settlement.  Driverless cars will be here sooner than you think.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Rocket, Man
Why: Because the Falcon Heavy launch and landing was one of the coolest space related things I have ever seen.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Olympics So Far
Why: Because we’re one weekend into the games, and comparing medal counts is fun. Here is a ranking of all of the events, which, interestingly, break down into basically 5 different things – skiing, snowboarding, sledding, skating, and… um… curling.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Black Panther
Why: Because the Marvel Universe once again delivers a groundbreaking super hero movie.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Black Panther
Why: Because I never would have believed that what is essentially a Disney movie soundtrack would ever be an amazing explicit hiphop album. But here we are.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (quick look)
What: Starman
Why: Because there is a dummy in a spacesuit in a Tesla in space.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: All About That Paper
Why: Because paper jams are a pain in the ass.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (1.5 hour watch)
What: Games And Politics
Why: Because using current media to understand the world around us is just important whether that media is a book, a movie, or a video game.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: This Is How You Give An Interview While Burning Every Bridge Along The Way; AKA The Deadliest Of Kills; Cat Curling
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Olympic Stuffed Tiger
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacular World Issue # 218, February 4, 2018

Greetings Webtaculators! What a game, right? There were passes, and catches, and catches by passers! And concussions, and a lack of clarity on what the hell the rules of football are anyway, but yeah! America! The City of Brotherly Love beat the Patriots! That’s symbolic or something. And, as always, god and / or Jesus is / are the sole reason why one team beat another. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: A Rant Against Stupidity
Why: Because I am afraid of the the vast stupidity of people. I am not talking about the kind of stupidity where someone makes a mistake, is actively trying to work something out and does not have the solution yet, or has a disability that prevents them from being able to comprehend. I am talking about the type of malignant, prideful stupidity that gives someone the the gumption to make fun of someone for having received an education (a true fun thing that happened to me this week). I am talking about the kind of stupidity that makes wrote repetition of a falsehood by a talking head mean that millions of people will accept that fiction as truth. I am talking about the kind of stupid that is purposefully chosen because it is easier to do do nothing than to spend the time researching, learning, and thinking.

The State of the Union was riddled with the bad kind of stupidity. Exaggeration and taking partial credit is something that all Presidents have done. However, this is a question of degree, and the type of things he lied about. Trump did not create the largest tax cut in history, coal is still not clean, “chain migration” is not a thing, and keeping Guantanamo open will not make America safer. These are issues that have an actual impact on millions of Americans and other people around the world. By not accurately stating the issues, the causes, or legitimate solutions, Trump has further driven a divide between people who choose to try to understand what he was talking about, or people who gladly take his words at face value and leave it at that.

The Nunes Memo is another clear example that this type of stupidity has somehow found its way up into the higher echelons of government, because anyone with any training or understanding of what an argument is supposed to achieve should realize this memo completely fails in making any sort of case as to why the Trump investigation should not continue. I’m going to let my friend Kurt, someone who is much smarter and better at arguing than I am, explain why the Nunes Memo does not “totally vindate[] ‘Trump'”:

1. The Nunes Memo alleges that a 50-page FBI application for a counterintelligence warrant to monitor Carter Page’s communications with Russians, after he left Trump’s campaign, failed to disclose that FBI informant Christopher Steele’s dossier re: Trump-Russia campaign contacts was funded by the DNC.

2. But Steele did not know the source of his funding. He was retained by a consulting firm in DC to research candidate Trump. The firm (Fusion GPS) was initially paid by a GOP group for this research. After the GOP primaries, Fusion GPS was paid by the Clinton campaign to continue the research.

3. Plus, the Nunes Memo omits the key fact that the FISA application *did* notify the judge that Steele’s intelligence was “politically motivated” (ironically, in this way, it is the Memo authors who withheld critical information from their audience, not the FBI).

4. And the Memo conveniently ignores the other, non-Steele evidence of Russia-Page links in the 50-page warrant application.

5. There are only three pages in the Steele Dossier about Page.

6. The Memo also ignores that federal judges routinely authorize warrants that contain information from biased informants (if Donald Duck hates Mickey Mouse and tells the FBI that Mickey robbed a bank, and FBI found mouse droppings at the bank robbery scene and saw a giant mouse with yellow shoes on the security camera, a judge can constitutionally issue a warrant to search Mickey’s house for the stolen money regardless of Donald’s intent in giving the tip.)

7. Page traveled to Russia in 2016, had been caught on wiretaps speaking to Russian spies under surveillance, and was known to have been compromised by Russian spies in 2013.

8. The judges who review and authorize counterintelligence warrants are career lawyers appointed by Chief Justice John Roberts. They are not shadow people out to ‘get Trump’ or spy on you.

9. The Memo also ignores that the Page wiretap was reauthorized several times after the purportedly tainted warrant application, on grounds that it was producing information consistent with the Page-Russia evidence in the original application.

10. The Memo concedes that Republican, Trump-appointed officials Rod Rosenstein (Deputy AG) and Dana Boente (former Acting AG and Head of Nat’l Security Division) signed re-authorizations of the warrant.

11. Trump wants to fire his appointee Rosenstein, because Rosenstein has control of the Mueller investigation and could be replaced with someone who will cut Mueller’s funding, refuse to authorize subpoenas, limit the scope of who and what Mueller can investigate, and perhaps even fire him.

12. The Nunes Memo admits that the FBI investigation into the Trump campaign’s support for Russian election interference began in early 2016, *before* the Page warrant application, because another campaign aide told Australian officials that Russia had stolen Clinton campaign e-mails and might release them.

13. That campaign aide, George Papadopolous, later pled guilty to lying to the FBI about his Russia contacts, as did Trump’s former Nat’l Security Advisor (Mike Flynn).

14. Trump’s former campaign manager (Paul Manafort) and another campaign official (Rick Gates) have also been indicted for laundering dirty money from Russia and for secretly lobbying the U.S. government on behalf of Russian interests.

15. Devin Nunes “recused” himself from the Russia investigation last year after being caught funneling misleading and debunked allegations from the White House to the press that Obama officials secretly wiretapped Trump officials without a warrant (they did not).

16. Nunes admits he has not read the Page warrant application his memo is about.

17. Nunes will not state whether he developed the memo strategy in communication with Trump’s White House.

18. Nunes was on the Trump campaign presidential transition team.

19. The Memo’s primary author, Trey Gowdy, announced yesterday he is stepping down from Congress.

20. The FBI stated “we have grave concerns about material omissions of fact that fundamentally impact the memo’s accuracy.”

21. Republicans have blocked House Democrats from disclosing additional detail about the Page warrant application that will show the Nunes Memo omits material facts and is fundamentally misleading.

22. The Memo does not claim that a single allegation in the Steele Dossier is inaccurate, nor does it challenge the accuracy of any other evidence submitted in support of the Page warrant.

23. Trump’s DOJ (career attorneys) stated in a court filing this week that Mueller is operating properly and within his authority as Special Counsel.

24. Trump *personally* declassified the Nunes Memo in order to discredit an investigation into Trump. He did not appoint an independent lawyer or any person to review whether it was in the national interest—as opposed to his own—to brazenly publish classified information, and did so despite loud protests from his own DOJ.

25. Mueller’s investigation is rapidly closing in on Trump, Trump knows it, and he has his cronies in Congress scrambling to kick up dust to confuse and distract the public from the merits of the investigation: (a) Trump and his campaign knowingly abetted Russian active measures to sway the US election for Trump, (b) Trump has doggedly tried to obstruct the investigation into election interference by (for example) demanding the lead investigator’s loyalty, firing the investigator when he refused, admitting on TV that he fired the investigator to shut down the investigation, ordering the firing of the special counsel appointed to carry on the investigation, threatening to retaliate against witnesses to his crimes, and ordering cabinet officials to undermine the investigators using intentional disinformation, (c) Trump and his family helped Russian criminals and sanctioned persons launder money overseas by selling them Trump-branded real estate, and (d) god knows what else Mueller has found in the rats’ nest of bank records, tax returns, and e-mails he has subpoenaed; or the dozens of interviews of increasingly panicked and disgruntled Trump minions and ex-minions; or the testimony of cooperating witnesses, known and unknown.

I realize that was a lot of text. However, I am pretty sure anyone who actually reads this is a relatively smart person, and is not afraid to tackle something that requires time, patience, and skill. I am seriously terrified that there are too many people who either don’t care for logic, or, worse, actively think that spending time trying to understand and make sense of the world through learning is something that deserves derision. Stupidity is dangerous. Let’s try harder to not be stupid.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Fun With Stocks
Why: Because the fun looks like it may be over.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Gerrymandering Part ∞
Why: Because it is especially rare that the government so blatantly doesn’t follow the law.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Logging Off
Why: Because Facebook lost US users for the first time in its 14 year history.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING!!!!
Why: Because football can no longer be considered a sport due to Tom Brady’s inability to catch (sorry Pats fans).

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: Speaking Out Again
Why: Because there will never be enough space for all the stories that like this that exist.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Timber
Why: Because Justin Timberlake’s new album, Man In The Woods, kind of works, but mostly doesn’t – almost exactly like his halftime show performance.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: More Things To Read
Why: Because you can never have enough books.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: Remaking A Masterpiece
Why: Because the reboot of Shadow of the Colossus figured out how to update a classic in a way that keeps a game true to itself while embracing all the things that have changed due to technology and maturation over 13 years.

COMMERCIAL THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Tide; Tide; Tide; Tide; Tide; Tide; Tide; Tide.
Why: Because Super Bowl.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Tide.
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacular World Issue # 217, January 28, 2018

Greetings Webtaculators! I have some words about what happened this week, so on to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (read)
What: Overload
Why: Because news finally got to the point of being overwhelming. Did you know there was a school shooting in Kentucky? 20 people were shot! Did you know that there was a massive suicide bombing in Kabul? 95 people were killed, and hundreds more were injured. Did you know Cape Town, South Africa is about to run out of water? Don’t worry, though, climate change isn’t real! Finally, it really seems like the President was trying to tamper with justice as he was reported to have attempted to fire Mueller. However, even this news was overshadowed by the allegations that Trump allegedly had an affair with both a porn star and the current UN Ambassador – because why not? The circus is here for 3 more years, so just ignore the elephants destroying everything in the living room while we continue on with our lives like everything is just fine.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The President Goes To Davos
Why: Because the World Economic Forum is a gathering place for the best and brightest (read – wealthiest and most powerful)so they can determine our near term future. Hooray.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: A System Of Failure
Why: Because the effort MSU seems to have gone through in order to help hide Nasser’s decades of abuse of female gymnasts is horrifying.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Personal Protection
Why: Because I can’t afford a Model 3, but I can afford a flame thrower.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Foreverederer
Why: Because Roger Federer continues to dominate tennis like no one else has. It’s usually easy to say whether a 25 year old version of an athlete would be able to beat a 35 year old version of themselves, but that’s no longer looking like a sure bet.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Grammys
Why: Because popular music sure isn’t what the kids are listening to any more. There were some great performances, though (Kesha, Childish Gambino, and Kendrick).

ART THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Fit For A King
Why: Because art shade is the best shade.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: Let’s Go Hunt Some Monsters
Why: Because fighting a T-Rex with a giant sword so you can make the T-Rex into an even stronger gunlance and armor so you can fight a dragon the size of a bus, so you can turn THAT into twin daggers… etc. etc. is way more fun than it should be.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Karma Is A Bitch; Neutrality King; Who Needs Snow?
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Flamethrower
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacular World Issue # 216, January 21, 2018

Greetings Webtaculators! Before we get into a review of the terrible no good very bad first year our President managed to bungle his way through, I’d like to offer a very heartfelt congratulations to six fellow Webtaculators who just welcomed three beautiful and healthy baby girls into the world. Hi Maya, Cora, and Eva! See? Not everything is terrible! On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: One Year
Why: Because Trump celebrated his first year by being unable to keep the government running, and being protested by hundreds of thousands of Americans across the US. For someone who claims he is a “great negotiator,” it sure sure seems that probably isn’t the case. Finally, Trump is officially the least popular president in modern history through his first term.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Beer Boom
Why: Because craft beer’s success really doesn’t make sense, but I am happy it exists.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (20 min. read)
What: Contracting Through Bits
Why: Because even as bitcoin’s use as a currency fell precipitously recently, there are still other potential uses for blockchains. However, those other uses might prove to be as volatile as the currency.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Ugh. Patriots. Again.
Why: Because instead of having fun teams play in the Super Bowl, we get stuck having to watch New England win again.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min.read)
What: SAG Awards
Why: Because entertainers aren’t given nearly enough awards.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: RIP Dolores
Why: Because the Cranberries’ lead singer had a fantastic voice, and performed some of the formative songs of my childhood. She will be missed.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. look)
What: Marching Again
Why: Because the photographs are just as powerful as the first time.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: A Kind Of Mirraculas Paradise 
Why: Because it’s not often when a friend gets their book on multiple “most anticipated” lists. Allen’s book promises to be an excellent read.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. watch)
What: Switching To Cardboard
Why: Because Nintendo is proving yet again that it is one of the most creative video game developers out there.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Ze End Of Ze World, Again; Bruce Lee + Lightsabers; How TVs Work
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Sony 8K TV
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacular World Issue # 215, January 14, 2018

Martin Luther King Jr. would be openly weeping at the fact that Trump is president this week. On to the news.

WORD OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Shithole
Why: Because Trump is a continuous disgrace. Also, it is very much the United State’s and other Western “paradises” fault that countries like Haiti are “shitholes”. I cannot believe there are still three years left of Trump.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: False Alarm
Why: Because it is absolutely wonderful to know that our collective alert system for missile attacks is basically useless. This would normally be fine except for the fact that nuclear missiles are actually a threat again.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Tax Cuts Will Not Help The Lowest Classes
Why: Because Walmart is closing 10% of its Sam’s Clubs, while spending 3% of its annual profits on a one time bonus for hourly workers. Amazon is also is basically stealing from us to give us good deals.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Fight For DACA
Why: Because while applications still exist, the government might shut down because the great “deal maker” has no idea how to actually make deals.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Facebook For Friends
Why: Because apparently people like Facebook when it actually lets you know about your friends, instead of seeing some random racist comment on a fake news site feed. Weird.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: So This Is Why People Watch Football
Why: Because I’m still more excited for the real Winter Games, and our flying tomato-y friend.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Jumanji!
Why: Because it is a fun, weird, and entertaining movie that deserves its success.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: Actual Shithole
Why: Because art.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Shithole Books
Why: Because each of these authors embody the actual kind of people that immigrate to America.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Flawed Horror
Why: Because I’m not a huge horror fan, but not many games come out that feel like Resident Evil 4.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Doppelgangart; Sexual Assault Cinnamon Rolls; I Heard Some Of You Like Harry Potter
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Bomb Shelter
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacular World Issue # 214, January 7, 2018

Greetings Webtaculators! Welcome to 2018, where everything is bett… wait a minute. Nope. Still just as crazy as last year. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: The Best Things Of 2017
Why: Because we should take time to reflect the good things that happened last year before moving on to this year.

2018 STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: About A Book
Why: Because a book about Donald Trump inevitably sent him further off the rails than usual. Or not, considering he compared “button sizes” regarding the his still very real capability to launch nuclear missiles at whomever he feels like earlier in the week. Happy New Year indeed!

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Fastest Growing Economies
Why: Because the United States’ economic growth performance is below the world’s average. This makes sense, since it is “mature,” but it still is interesting to think about where global investment is headed.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Legal Pot?
Why: Because as the clock struck midnight, Californian stoners rejoiced at finally being able to smoke legally. At least, that is until Sessions threw a wrench in potentially billions of dollars of taxable sales due to his hatred of fun times.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: Get Ready For A Spectral Meltdown
Why: Because it turns out every single Intel processor made in the last decade or so has been compromised. Whoops. Time to burn all of the computers.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (whatever)
What: FOOOOTBAAAAALL
Why: BECAUSE THE PLAYOFFS OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THIS INCLUDES THE “AMATEURS.” YOU MUST CARE IF YOU ARE AMERICAN.

WATCHIE THING OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: The Golden Globes
Why: Because there were protests, Seth Meyers roasting sexual harassers, and one of the worst actors ever finally getting his moment.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (just listen)
What: New Music For A New Year
Why: Because Kendrick has new fire, Jay-Z has to hang on to his wife’s coattails to tell a story, and Justin Timberlake is doing… something in the woods?

RADIO THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: A Few Less Things Considered
Why: Because Robert Siegel is retiring.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Side Eye
Why: Because this picture is life.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Some Games I Will Be Playing With Some Of My Free Time This Year
Why: Because last years games are so two thousand and late… teen. I’ll see myself out.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Worst Words; Selfie Touchdown; Primest Of Primes
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: The Biggest Button
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™