STORY OF THE WEEK (15 min. examination)
What: Ole, Ole Ole Ole, Gauchos, Gauchos
Why: Because Santa Barbara will recover from this horrendous act, but it will take time.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Looks Like I Need To Start A Business That Streamlines Starting A Business
Why: Because their parents should have made them learn how to do laundry; it’s really not that hard.

REAL ESTATE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: No, You Cannot Afford To Buy A Home In San Francisco
Why: Because I should have used my law school tuition to buy property, although it also seems like renting is not an option, either.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Freedom Of The Press From Behind Bars
Why: Because even though they might be incarcerated, it is important to know that there are still some Constitutionally recognized freedoms that inmates can still hold on to.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: I’m Shaling Away
Why: Although shale oil is a lucrative and useful form of energy, there seem to be less and less reasons to drill for it while we have other options.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: The Thompson Trio
Why: Because this is a rare sports story you can actually feel good about (bonus points for being about lacrosse).

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Comics Still Rule The World
Why: Because even though super hero movies have been cash cows for years now, I am still surprised that nerdiness is cool.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: The Highest High And Lowest Low
Why: Because you should know how well a singer can sing before you book them.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Colored In Black And White
Why: Because what is usually considered to be adding life to photographs may actually be taking some of the realism away.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (? min. read)
What: The Best Reads
Why: Because you should at least read some of these.

COMEDY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Comedy Without An Audience
Why: Because sometimes you actually do need someone’s reaction to let you really know you’re not funny.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: Thoughts Of A Former Game Journalist
Why: Because when one of the most revered voices in a profession talk about about why they left, you should probably listen.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK
What: The Best Of The Best; Schadenfreude (BLESS YOU!); Meh Personified; The Voice Of God Goes Small; For All Your Graduating Friends.
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: The Lego Movie
Why: Because Brian deserves it, and everything is awesome.

Webtacularly yours,

Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacularly yours,

Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

STORY OF THE WEEK (45 min. explore)
What: The National Climate Assessment Released Online
Why: Because the U.S. Government can apparently create decent websites, even if they don’t necessarily contain good news.

POLITICAL THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: 20th Century Cartographers Caused Problems
Why: Because drawing lines around boundaries poorly can lead to centuries years of strife and discord.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Pray For The Government
Why: Because nothing draws Satanists out of the woodwork like a controversial Supreme Court ruling.

TECHNOLOGY THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Why It’s Called Webtacular And Not Nettacular.
Why: Because access to information is just as important as the system that contains information.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Good College Football Player Drafted To Play Professional Football
Why: Because hopefully these types of barriers no longer need to be an issue (although of course they still will be).

TV THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Best Friends
Why: Because nothing can beat Joey and Chandler.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (9 min. watch)
What: Vinyl Will Never Die
Why: Because the fact that people still print on vinyl makes you still feel young even though Weezer’s Blue Album came out 20 years ago.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: The 10 Best Sentences In English And Why
Why: Because when you are writing, you now know what to strive for.

TABLE TOP GAME THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Video Games Aren’t The Only Games That Are Benefiting From New Tech
Why: Because I definitely did not spend 5 hours last weekend trying to conquer Westros in A Game Of Thrones: The Board Game (KING OF THE NORTH!!!!).

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK
What: The Art Of Sabrage Without Blood (Roos); Hurricane Ashley Is The One Storm That Caused Minimal Damage This Year; I Coach Good
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Think Of It As An Upgraded Prius
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,

Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Webtacularly yours,

Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™