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STORY OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: Search and Seizure
Why: Because the growth of America’s police forces even as crime is at a historically low levels continues to be problematic, especially for people who cannot afford the fines.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. listen)
What: I Bet You Barely Even Remember First Grade
Why: Because it actually defined who you are now.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: T.O.S., P.O.S.
Why: Because they are entirely worthless.

THE SUN IS STILL SETTING ON THE EMPIRE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: FREEEEDOOOOOM
Why: Because Scotland might no longer be part of the U.K.

FOOD THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. explore)
What: Have It Your Way
Why: Because menus don’t let you order what you want. Also, drink these with your new foodtacular creation.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (infinite twitter scroll)
What: Everyone, Meet Cleatus
Why: Because the robot mascot for Fox NFL Sunday just got a makeover for the new season. However, this guy might have a better claim to that name.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Jimi Hendrix 3000
Why: Because I really want new Outkast instead. 

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: New Radiohead, But Not In An Album Form
Why: Because Radiohead

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (20 min. explore)
What: WWII Turns 75
Why: Because we can only hope that nothing like this ever happens again.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK
What: Choose NPH’s Life For Him
Why: Because more autobiographies should be determined by the reader.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. watch)
What: The Music Makes The Game
Why: Because many of these sounds and songs comprise the soundtrack to my childhood.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK
What: Yay College!; N Is For News, That’s Good Enough For Me; Oh Dear…; The Multiverse
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: SUIT UP
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™