Solstice = short. In honor of that, here’s the shortest Webtacular so far. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read / 15 min. watch)
What: Cuba Libre
Why: Because cigars.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Rouble Rubble
Why: Because cheap gas.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Tragic
Why: Because this is not the correct response to recent police actions.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (12 min. read)
What: Future Media
Why: Because listicles.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: World Cup Redux
Why: Because this is better than what I watched last night.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: North Korea Beat Sony. Maybe.
Why: Because this exists.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (20 min. read / 150 min. listen)
What: Who?
Why: Because I am old.

TV THING OF THE WEEK (30 min. watch)
What: Colbert
Why: Because comedy.

PODCAST THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Who Did It?
Why: Because most real stories don’t have endings.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK ()
What: GOTY
Why: Because they are the best.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Corrections; Evil; Hack
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What:  This House
Why: Because B̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ it’s Brian’s birthday.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™