Greetings Webtaculators! The President made a decent joke, the future decided to show up finally, and the Warriors are playing some of the best team basketball ever. This week was not too bad. On  to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (1 hr. watch)
What: The State Of The Union Is Strong 
Why: Because Obama said so. Also, you can re-play Webtacular World’s First Annual SOTU Drinking Game.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (1.25 hr. watch)
What: Davos Comes To A Close
Why: Because this gathering of high profile leaders in business and economics determines what the focus of the global economy will be for the year.

WEATHER THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Watch Out New York
Why: Because WINTER IS COMING.

TECHNOLOGY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Meet The Future
Why: Because I still think it’s weird that not only does real time holographic technology exist, but that the march of technological innovation is so expected at this point that something like this can still manage to feel underwhelming.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: DeflateGate, Or The NFL Has Nothing To Talk About Until Next Sunday
Why: Because the Warriors’ Klay Thompson had the most impressive quarter of basketball ever.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. listen)
What: One Of The Biggest Movies Of The Year Is Divisive. Go Figure.
Why: Because Chris Kyle is either our country’s savior or everything that’s wrong with it.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. watch)
What: Decembristify Youtube
Why: Because the Decembrists have a new album, and it’s pretty good.

ART THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: How To Fix A Monet
Why: Because you shouldn’t punch paintings, even if you’re drunk.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Mythbusters Are Doomed
Why: Because BFG 9000 is probably too big to haul around.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: REMIX!!!! <Insert Air Horn Sound>; Star Destroyer For Free; Fix Your Shirt
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: HoloLens
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
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