Greetings Webtaculators! Car accidents suck, but corndogs are great. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: The Death Of A Visionary
Why: Because Mr. Lee lead Singapore to become one of the most economically advanced cities in the world.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Banks – Still As Shady As Ever
Why: Because there is nothing that banks do that is surprising anymore.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: The Worst Kind Of Bar
Why: Because the bar exam sucks.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (16 min. watch)
What: Locked Down Tech
Why: Because one of the worst things about prisons is that inmates lose much of the ability to gain skill sets that are useful once they re-enter society. Hopefully, programs like this will change that.

BEER THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: The West Coast Is The Best Coast
Why: Because hops are delicious.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: No One’s Perfect
Why: Because out of over 11 million entries, there are no perfect brackets left.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Fragglicious
Why: Because if this is anything like the recent Muppets reboot, it will be excellent.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: King Kendrick
Why: Because Kendrick Lamar’s new album “To Pimp A Butterfly” is one of the most powerful albums I have heard in a really long time.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. look)
What: Total Eclipse (Of My Heart)
Why: Because solar eclipses are awesome.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Mobile Mario
Why: Because Nintendo is going to make games for your smartphone.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Carpets Never Die, They Just Lead Parades; Cookie Monster Breaks The Internet; Indian Seinfeld
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Any Of These Guitars
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™