Greetings Webtaculators! This weekend, I found out that one of the happiest sights in humanity is watching 80 year old blues legend Buddy Guy play guitar better than anyone else alive while swearing like a teenager. That is joy. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Undecision 2016 
Why: Because Jon Stewart is leaving us just as the 2016 election gets into full swing (and by full swing I mean that the election is over 400 days away). Now how will I know who to vote for!?!?!

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Proof The California Bar Examiners Are The Devil
Why: Because they announced this format change the day before the current 3 day version started.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: The Broken Window Got Fixed
Why: Because Windows 10 is an update worth getting.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (> 34 sec. read)
What: Fight Like A Girl
Why: Because Ronda Rousey defended her title by knocking out her opponent in 34 seconds.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Tom Cruise Back At The Top
Why: Because the new Mission Impossible (a series that Tom Cruise has been starring as Ethan Hunt for 20 years at this point) is still a really good movie.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Forgot About Dre
Why: Because Dr. Dre is releasing his first new album in over 15 years. Oh yeah, it’s coming out on Friday.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Playgrounds From Above
Why: Because the mini architecture is actually really interesting.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: If You Really Liked Mad Men, Read This
Why: Because you won’t find a more thorough coverage of one of the best shows in recent years.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Rocket League
Why: Because Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars was too long of a name for most people, and this is the most pure fun I’ve had with a video game in a really long time. Buy it.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Pro Women Pirate Shanty; More Like “TWO”Lander, Amirite?!?!; These Shirts Are Wonderful
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Quadski
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™