Greetings Webtaculators! So, since no one won Powerball, it looks like even more people will try for $1.3 billion. Or not. Because you won’t win. Sorry, that’s just how these things work. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (45 min. watch)
What: Against Gun Violence
Why: Because Obama proves once again that he is one of the great orators of our time. Gun violence is our responsibility.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: As China Falters, So Does The World
Why: Because China’s economic woes extend far beyond its own boarders.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: The Year In Review. And Dueling, For Some Reason
Why: Because the Judicial branch did some stuff this past year.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. look)
What: The Best Of CES 2016
Why: Because the future is continuously getting closer.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch)
What: It’s Playoffs, And The Browns Aren’t Going. YAY!
Why: Because football has been terrible this year, and this is close to how I feel about the Niners.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (1 hr. watch)
What: A Quick Chat With The Best
Why: Because each of these directors have created some of the best movies of our time.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (1 hr. read / listen)
What: Beats Of The Bay
Why: Because the Bay Area has left its mark on hip hop in a big way. here are some of the best. Also, LCD Soundsystem is getting back together.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Free Photos!
Why: Because public libraries are your friend.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Learning From Reading
Why: Because literature will teach you things. Who knew?!?

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (30 min. read)
What: The Year To Come
Why: Because 2015 was one of the best years in gaming in a long time, and this year is looking to be pretty great in its own right.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Cruisin’ With Conan; The Worst Of CES; Penn And Chapo Seriously, this is one of the weirdest things I have ever read. Penn is not a great writer, and considering that El Chapo was captured shortly before this article was published, makes the whole thing even stranger. It shouldn’t have ever happened, yet, here we are.
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: CES Stuff
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™