Greetings Webtaculators! Enjoy the last few days with Barack Obama as President of the United States. Also, since our future requires it, try to remember these words:
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
Have a wonderful MLK weekend. On to the news.
STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Trump Against Civil Rights
Why: Because Trump really doesn’t know when to not talk. This is going to be a major problem when his tweets are actually those of the Presidency. Remember, Trump is allegedly this guy.
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Remember, Businesses Doesn’t Need To Be Regulated
Why: Because the head of one of the world’s largest technology companies has a warrant out for his arrest for bribery and embezzlement. If Mr. Lee were in the U.S., he’d probably be elected President. Also, because your childhood needed to be killed just a little more, Ringling Bros. Circus is no more.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Law And Order Minus Constitution
Why: Because the Chicago Police Department has been found to be habitually violating the Constitutional Rights of Chicago’s residents. You can read the entire report here.
FOOD THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Whiskey Is Great
Why: Because what the title says.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Cowboys Still Suck
Why: Because American Football has had unreasonably exciting games in the last few weeks, including both professional playoff games today and the college championship last week. This makes me feel very conflicted. So, here’s an amazing golf story, too.
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. watch)
What: Full Chewie
Why: Because deleted scenes are fun, especially when they involve Wookie caused dismemberment.
PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. look)
What: Jump Higher
Why: Because Philippe Halsman asked many famous people to jump at the end of their photo shoots, and the results are wonderful.
INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: How To Make Mario; President, OR: Peeing Russian Exciting Stripper Incident Doesn’t Exclude Naked Trump; Bullshit
Why: Because Internet.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Nintendo Switch
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
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