Greetings Webtaculators! Nothing shows the true compassion of our President than requiring a note card with the bullet point “I hear you” to yet again demonstrate just how unqualified he is at his job. It is unfathomable that anyone could hold a meeting with shooting survivors to have an open dialogue and have to remind themselves to actually listen. It is even more insane that his single identifiable idea is to arm teachers to prevent shootings, since apparently the presence of multiple armed deputies clearly wasn’t enough. On to the news.
STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Xi Forever
Why: Because China’s establishment of its term limits now means that two superpowers essentially are dictatorships. This is probably not a good development.
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Throw The NRA In A Fire
Why: Because the NRA has lost multiple business partnerships due to its comments regarding firearms at CPAC following the Florida shooting.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: See You In 2022
Why: Because the Winter Olympics are over. Although the US did not meet its expectations, there were still many historic finishes, including curling, cross country skiing, luge, and one of the most exciting hockey games I have watched.
MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
Why: Because Janelle Monae released two absolutely hot fire tracks (Django Jane and Make Me Feel, respectively) this past week. I cannot wait for the rest of the album.
ART THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. look)
What: BoJack Artsman
Why: Because this show is having way too much fun anthropomorphizing famous art.
LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: The Other Obama Also Writes, You Know
Why: Because I am extremely excited to read this when it comes out.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: More Olympics
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
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