Greetings Webtaculators! It’s perfectly normal when you’re the president and your lawyer goes in front of Congress to say that you’re a liar and a criminal. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: This Has To Be The End, Right?
Why: Because I don’t want to write about Trump anymore. He also proved that he has no business being anywhere near a negotiating table.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Racial Wealth Gap Is Growing
Why: Because it seems absurd that this is still a problem, let alone a growing one, but here we are.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Bye Bye Bibi (Maybe)
Why: Because Israel seems to be able to deal with what happens when their leader commits fraud, so why can’t the US?

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: More Tesla
Why: Because Tesla is making more cars, even as it seems to constantly be running into problems with how to actually make and sell them.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: 300 Million Dollars
Why: Because that’s how much Bryce Harper is making over 13 years with the Phillies.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch)
What: This Actually Looks Ok?
Why: Because Pikachu says “hell,” and I have no idea what entertainment is anymore.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Weezer, Again
Why: Weezer is somehow producing more music now as they enter their 50’s than they ever have. They already released two albums so far this year, and it’s only March. This album is nowhere near the best. After 12 original studio albums, I can’t really blame them.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. look)
What: Fast Dogs And Their People
Why: Because it’s time for the Iditarod.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. watch)
What: *$#&@#!
Why: Because grawlixes are great.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Ape Escape
Why: Because Ape Out does exactly what it sets out to do – represent the feeling of being a powerful ape smashing apart the people who captured you set to an awesome dynamic jazz soundtrack.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Star Warses; Finn Is Stuck In The 80s; The Internet And The People On It Are Dumb, So Meet Momo.
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Trip To Star Wars Land
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
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