Greetings Webtaculators! I hope last week’s prime time event of people telling Congress under oath how impeachable Trump is. It’s only going to get worse from here. At least there are still people who work in the government who understand the importance of credibility. It just remains to be seen how many of them there actually are. On to the news.
STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Speaking For America
Why: Because it is still insane that Trump essentially committed an impeachable offence while Marie Yovanovitch was testifying before the House.
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Tax The Rich
Why: Because companies did not use tax cuts to do anything meaningful with their undeserved windfall.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Roger Stone Is Guilty
Why: Because this is the sixth Trump advisor who has been thrown in jail since Trump’s presidency began.
SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Global Warming Is Real
Why: Because it takes a city full of priceless art to maybe, MAYBE get people to understand the ramifications and risks humans have created for ourselves.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Kaep Is Back (Or Not?)
Why: Because the insanity of football makes it so that one of the historically best QBs who still wants to play the sport is not being given a chance to.
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Drive Faster
Why: Because there was a time not so long ago where men drove fast and America built real cars, and that story needed to be told.
TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: This Is The Star Wars You Were Looking For
Why: Because the Mandalorian is great so far.
MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Into The Well Known
Why: Because Frozen 2’s soundtrack is out, and while it doesn’t quite have a blockbuster like Let It Go, it still is another thing that parents will have to listen to way too much.
PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (short look)
What: Animals Being Derps
Why: Because the winners for the 2019 Comedy Wildlife photography awards are out.
LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Into The Mind Of Comedy
Why: Because the musings of Garry Shandling are now available in a readable format for everyone.
VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. reads)
What: Gotta Catch Most Of Them
Why: Because the new Pokemon game is here, a game where you get to catch most, but not all, of the pokemon. Also here is Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, a game where you try to stop the Empire from catching all of the Jedi after Order 66.
INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Roger Stone Can’t Meme; Hollywood Doesn’t Like Ewoks Anymore; Music Over Time
Why: Because Internet.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Baby Yoda
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
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