Greetings Webtaculators! I hope everyone is having a fantastic All Hallows Eve. We certainly did (Hobbit to scale).
On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: A Closing Window
Why: Because this is likely the United States’ only chance save its future – if we continue to collectively act like nothing can be done, nothing will be, and it truly will be too late.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Tax The Rich
Why: Because billionaires have too much money, especially when they think the best thing to do with it is to flee Earth.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Last Thing We Need Right Now Is Access To More Guns
Why: Because I cannot think of an Originalist argument that assumes everyone has the right to carry a weapon.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Say Hi To Meta
Why: Because Facebook renamed itself to Meta. Which is extremely silly.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. reads)
What: Sports Are On Hiatus
Why: Between the recent “shenanigans” happening all over (NHL, NFL, and MLB most specifically), it’s probably best to pay attention to anything else.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Marvel Is Not Eternal
Why: Because the new Eternals film is a rare miss from the Disney comic juggernaut.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: A Good Kind Of War On Drugs
Why: Because The War On Drugs’ new album is terrific.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (hopefully infinite look)
What: Please Send Me Your Halloween Pics
Why: Because nothing makes me happier than seeing people having fun while looking ridiculous.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Always More Books
Why: What is interesting about this batch is the number of memoirs that are coming out.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Extreme To The Max
Why: Because Riders Republic comes close to capturing the heyday of “Xtreme” sports from the turn of the millennium.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: META; David S. Pumpkins Says Hi; Proto David S. Pumpkins
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Seriously, Your Halloween Pictures.
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™