Greetings Webtaculators! Summer ends this week. So put your bbq’s away, and get ready for the influx of Christmas commercials. WINTER IS COMING. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Debate: Round 2
Why: Because the clown car of candidates is slowly dwindling down to business owners who have not really been all that great at running businesses. Perfect.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Death As A Business Opportunity
Why: Because this is why health care does not work within a capitalist society.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Go To Law School Now
Why: Because no one else wants to go, so law schools (and their alumni) are paying for you to go.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Noah’s Ark In Words
Why: Because scientists recently created an index of over 2.3 million species on Earth. Read the whole thing here.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Not Football!
Why: Because who doesn’t love an underdog story?

TV THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: The Emmys Just Happened
Why: Because winter came, men madded, but an accessory to murder stole the show.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Return Of Johnny
Why: Because Black Mass is supposed to be pretty good.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (9 min. watch)
What: Practice What You Preach
Why: Because Lil Dicky (I hate typing that) managed to make a pretty good version of a standard rap video for free.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Mapping Old SF
Why: Because seeing where pictures were taken is actually a really cool way to see how a city changes over time.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: When A Series Continues Without Its Author
Why: Because even though it recently seems that authors’ characters seem to be more important than the authors themselves, this has pretty much always been the case.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: A Resurrection
Why: Because most people wrote off Destiny sometime in the middle of last year due to being a very pretty game with very little to do. The Taken King surprisingly fixes that.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Math With Comedians; Desert Solar System; Dislike
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Any Of These Nerf Guns
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
SIDE NOTE TIME: So. This weekend, I installed a bunch of bike racks at Salesforce (don’t ask). One of the locations was what i can best describe as an “adult” play area in the basement level of one of the buildings. It included video game consoles, ping pong and pool tables, a wood working / bike tool area, workout equipment, and a giant bar complete with working taps. However, the most prevalent item was various Nerf weapons scattered throughout the room. Basically, the most successful workers of my generation are continuously shooting each other with foam darts. That’s why if you give me the tools, I will get the best jobs, win their war games, and become the King of Salesforce. Or something.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Hope everyone is enjoying their usual Sunday routine. I’m currently enjoying mine from Mile-High City in Colorado. Demon Horse says hi!

On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Drought Isn’t Funny Anymore
Why: Because California is burning. So is Colorado.

POLITICAL THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: The Return Of The Left
Why: Because for the first time in 20 years, someone who actually describes himself as a socialist is in charge of the Labor Party. Colorado has not had a socialist mayor since the 1915.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Right To Die With Dignity
Why: Because end of life care for terminally ill patients is about to get markedly better for Californians. It is one of only 4 states to offer this care. Colorado is not one of them.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (1 hr. 40 min. watch)
What: Another Year, Another Apple Keynote
Why: Because now Apple reinvented the pencil! This is a Colorado pencil. Jony Ive did not design that one.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: So Much Cheating, So Little Time
Why: Because ESPN did some honest to goodness investigative journalism and wrote this amazing piece on how America’s favorite pastime doesn’t actually care about its own rules. Denver Bronco’s quarterback Peyton Manning doesn’t cheat.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: M. Night Shyamalan Made A Not Bad Movie???
Why: Because M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t make not bad movies very often. These are some good, not bad, and bad movies filmed in Colorado.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Some Good Albums Coming Out Soon
Why: Because this list includes the new Chvrches album. These are some good bands from Colorado.

FASHION THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. look)
What: New York Fashion Week
Why: Because these are the clothes that you wont be able to afford to wear. Colorado also has a fashion week.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: How Not To Choose A Nom De Plume
Why: Because you should probably not appropriate other people’s cultures to give yourself a leg up. Here are some poets from Colorado.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: How To Own An Arcade Today
Why: Because beer and video games go well together. Colorado has some good arcades as well.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Your Upstairs Neighbor; Burning Sandwich; Cats Vs. Zombies; You Cannot Pronounce This Word
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: A House That I Actually Might Be Able To Afford
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Hope everyone is having a fun filled Labor Day weekend! Too bad all the happenings from last week didn’t take a vacation, too. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: A Lifetime Of Bad Policy Leads To European Immigrant Crisis
Why: Because although United States politicians (I guess that’s how you refer to Trump is now?) like to claim that we have a huge problem with our borders (damn Canadians! [kidding]), there is an actual crisis happening within Europe. This is especially true with individuals fleeing from Syria.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (26 min. watch)
What: Ma Bell Is Hip To The Times
Why: Because even though some of the “we are the future” advancements from this video are hilariously outdated by today’s standards, many of the issues that what is now AT&T and Verizon was trying to cover are still the same type of messaging that businesses use today.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: A Lesson On How Not To Behave When The Court Orders You To Do Your Job
Why: Because Kim Davis has received much more attention than an individual should for deciding her interpretation of marriage from the Bible is a more reliable authority than the one recently provided by the Supreme Court. A judge told her to take a seat.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101101 01100101
Why: Because I talked to Cortana today, and that freaked me out.

PUBLIC POLICY THINGS OF THE WEEK (7 min. read; 10 min. read)
What: $2.00; Rethinking Rehab
Why: Because both of these pieces represent realities that millions of people who live next door to us face, and it’s probably a good idea to start paying attention again.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. look)
What: Something’s Missing From This Picture…
Why: Because as of 5:30 PST, this will be the last time for the next 5 months that football isn’t the main sport mentioned at the top of ESPN.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: So Bad It’s Good
Why: Because whoever green-lit the of ancient Chinese vs. Romans starring Jackie Chan and Adrien Brody should be given a raise.

TV THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: World, Meet Stephen. Stephen, World
Why: Because America’s greatest blowhard is now the new Dave Letterman.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. browse)
What: MTV Attempts To Stay Relevant
Why: Because Kanye decided to run for president, and Miley Cyrus released a Flaming Lips album. OK.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (4 min read / look)
What: Just One Picture
Why: Because pictures tell stories, and these ones tell the story of a life that obviously ended way too early.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: The Act Of Writing
Why: Because writing is an essential part of the human existence.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Meet Mario. Make Mario.
Why: Because Super Mario Maker is coming out this week for the Nintendo Wii U, and you can finally build your perfect version of World 1-1.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: How To Ride A Horse According To My Cousin Mia; Science Fixes Everything
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: BB-8 Droid
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Don’t you feel great when the global economy shrinks by 5-10% and nobody has any idea why it happened? I guess that’s hedge fund managers and bankers so much money, since dealing with other people’s assets sure is risky for them or something! On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Down And Up Again
Why: Because China’s stocks took a big hit, and then the rest of the world followed.

POLITICAL THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Palin Interviews Trump
Why: Because national politics in the United States is insane.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: We Still Have Absolutely No Idea How Black Holes Work
Why: Because even Stephen Hawking doesn’t fully understand them. We are doomed.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: In Depth With Serena
Why:Because Serena Williams is one of the most dominant athletes ever.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch)
What: Eight Times The Hate
Why: Because Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson are back with more pulp filled pop-culture, this time set in the 1800s. You probably already know if this movie will be your sort of thing.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (20 min. read)
What: The Best Of 80’s Music
Why: Because damn, the 80’s were eclectic.

ARTISTIC THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. watch)
What: I Could Do That
Why: Because no, you probably couldn’t have.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: The Death Of A Doctor
Why: Because author Oliver Sacks passed away this morning. You should probably read his NY Times op-ed about how he learned he had terminal cancer.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. watch)
What: FPS, Explained
Why: Because even though Call of Duty series, the Battlefield series, and Counter-Strike might seem like the exact same game to most people, there are key differences between them that make them entirely different to their players.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Ducks (Click For Sound); Best Time Of The Year To Be In SF; Thanks, Obama; Stock Baboons
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Any Of These
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Another week, and even more absurd news created by the actions of your fellow human beings. What a time to be alive, right? On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: 32 Million Caught Red Handed
Why: Because most of the time, adultery creates a lot of turmoil in 2-10 people’s lives. Ashley Madison’s data leak did that for the population of three Los Angeleses, all at once. The schadenfreude is especially strong with this particular story.

EDUCATION THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: Thinking Safely
Why: Because there have been a lot of articles recently about the protection of students from ideas. Although I personally think this an overblown sentiment, it still is worthwhile to discuss, since there is a difference between talking about uncomfortable ideas in a open manner and the need to allow students to feel safe while learning. Both are not mutually exclusive. Speaking of education, here’s how I should have chosen my major.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Let’s Project The Future Of Disney
Why: Because Disney is slowly taking over the world. However, since that includes changes like this and this , I’m not entirely sure I’m upset with that. Or it might end up more like Banksy’s idea, Dismaland.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Speaking Of Ashley Madison…
Why: Because divorce lawyers will have a field day with this.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: Defending Science
Why: Because the scientific method hasn’t been treated kindly recently, but it the truth is its a hell of a lot better than any other method humans have come up with to test facts (unverified statement).

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: The Sport That Can’t Be Saved
Why: Because concussions are a big deal in sports. As a high school lacrosse coach, I have seen way too many over the course of recent seasons, and this profile on ex 49er Borland feels really strongly that this is a problem.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (1 hr. 12 min. watch)
What: That Time I Was In A Movie With A Pornstar
Why: Because my good friend Owen Drake just (finally!) released his first feature film. He produced, directed, starred, and edited the entire project, and I’m super proud of his accomplishments.

TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: The End Of ATHF
Why: Because Aqua Teen Hunger Force has basically been at the forefront of stoner comedy cartoons for adults since Cartoon Network realized that this was a huge market. The last one airs at midnight tonight.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (24 min. watch)
What: How Cellos Are Made
Why: Because even though you probably won’t understand what is being said, music is a language all to itself, and the process of how the instruments are built is mesmerizing.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: The First Digital Photograph
Why: Because you are spoiled when it comes to taking pictures.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: The Hugo Awards Has Some Issues
Why: Because the biggest awards in SF fiction might have a narrower mind of how the future will be than you would expect.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (12 min. watch)
What: A Primer To The Final Installation Of The Crazy Opus From The Mind Of Hideo Kojima
Why: Because the development of Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain (it’s apparently really good) has been in question due to the rocky relationship between the creator and the publisher, Konami, which has a history of treating its employees poorly. If you really want to try to understand the story, you could also watch all 26 hours of videos from the cutscenes here.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Madden; KFC; Old Spice; Colbert; Rick Grohl’d
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: $155K Aston Martin (Over 50% Off!!!)
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Lots of long reads for long days. Californians, try not to die in the heat. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: The Wrong Kind Of Economic Boom
Why: Because one of the largest ports in the world was rocked by a massive explosion.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (12 min. read)
What: All Work And No Play Makes You Buy Something Something
Why: Because delivering your toilet paper at an on demand speed makes a lot of people miserable.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (Really Long Reads)
What: Refugee In Your Own Country; Bad Science, Bad Trials; Fake It Til You Make It
Why: Because each of these articles is worth reading to gain a better understanding of the many issues facing the United States’ legal issues.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Shade Balls!
Why: Because they’re not being used for the reason you think they are. And now you know!

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: OH BOY FOOTBALL EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IT’S AUGUST!
Why: Because football news is one of the few sports that can’t stay in its own season.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: The Best Movies Of The Summer
Why: Because you probably saw some of these. Or maybe you didn’t. At least Mad Max is deservedly in first place.

TV THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Brought To You By The Letters H B And O, And the $ Sign
Why: Because Sesame Street Is now on HBO.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (20 min. read)
What: The Best Of The Best
Why: Because these are (some) of the best song writers. Or you can just listen to Obama’s favorite music.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: How To Snapchat
Why: Because you’re old, but at least now you can ruin another thing young people love.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Obama Sure Likes Lists Recently
Why: Because most of these are probably worth reading.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: 10 Years Of Change
Why: Because the most of these changes are really due to the spread of the Internet.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Go Faster; Draw Me Like One Of Your Patriots; Someone Hates Snoopy; Train Forever
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Any Of These Cars Would Be Just Fine
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Based off of Thursday’s debates, the election season is apparently in full swing, even though they are still around, oooohhhh… a mere 458 days away. Go democracy! Also, apparently Trump is somehow still winning. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: At Least Trump wont Last Long
Why: Because you can’t attack the only network that will presumably defend you and expect to win an election.

ECONOMIC / LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Hitchhiker’s Guide To Economics
Why: Because you can learn about conspicuous consumption while reading about a whale fall out of the sky.

SOCIAL ISSUE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: One Year Later
Why: Because Ferguson happened one year ago, and not much has changed.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read / look)
What: Where Science Happens
Why: Because not all labs are more complex recreations of your high school chemistry class; some are more like a modern art exhibit.

TECHNOLOGY THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Beisbol Has Been Very Very Good To Me
Why: Because baseball (of all sports) is the creating the future of television.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Who Said Humans Aren’t Water Mammals?
Why: Because records keep falling, and people crazy.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. watch)
What: Special Effects Suck (Or Don’t)
Why: Because CGI is being used way more than you probably realize, especially when it comes to nudity.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Outside Lands Quick Review: A+
Why: Because It’s Awesome. See you guys there next year. But this is seriously one of the weirdest reasons I’ve ever seen why a band pulled a no show.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: Quit Your Job And Go Play DOTA 2
Why: Because the International, or the Superbowl of the video game DOTA 2, just paid out $18 million in prize money.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: More Problems With Time Travel; Edward Scissorhands; English Is Complicated
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: New Pair Of Chucks
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! This weekend, I found out that one of the happiest sights in humanity is watching 80 year old blues legend Buddy Guy play guitar better than anyone else alive while swearing like a teenager. That is joy. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Undecision 2016 
Why: Because Jon Stewart is leaving us just as the 2016 election gets into full swing (and by full swing I mean that the election is over 400 days away). Now how will I know who to vote for!?!?!

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Proof The California Bar Examiners Are The Devil
Why: Because they announced this format change the day before the current 3 day version started.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: The Broken Window Got Fixed
Why: Because Windows 10 is an update worth getting.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (> 34 sec. read)
What: Fight Like A Girl
Why: Because Ronda Rousey defended her title by knocking out her opponent in 34 seconds.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Tom Cruise Back At The Top
Why: Because the new Mission Impossible (a series that Tom Cruise has been starring as Ethan Hunt for 20 years at this point) is still a really good movie.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Forgot About Dre
Why: Because Dr. Dre is releasing his first new album in over 15 years. Oh yeah, it’s coming out on Friday.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Playgrounds From Above
Why: Because the mini architecture is actually really interesting.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: If You Really Liked Mad Men, Read This
Why: Because you won’t find a more thorough coverage of one of the best shows in recent years.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Rocket League
Why: Because Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars was too long of a name for most people, and this is the most pure fun I’ve had with a video game in a really long time. Buy it.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Pro Women Pirate Shanty; More Like “TWO”Lander, Amirite?!?!; These Shirts Are Wonderful
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Quadski
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! It’s still summer, and that means all clothing stores are getting rid of their summer selections, which means even though you need shorts now, you can’t buy them anymore. Yay!!!! On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Another Day, Another Shooting
Why: Because I’m not surprised anymore. Just sad that the United States as a whole is completely unwilling to do anything about it.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Single Payer Healthcare Is On The Way!
Why: Because economics of scale means mergers, and the two largest insurance providers are joining together. Remember, its for the companies’ and their shareholders’ benefits, not yours.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: And I Thought Prospects After Attending An Accredited Law School Were Bad…
Why: Because a 10% graduation rate from unaccredited California law schools is a failure of education.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Well, Looks Like No More Autonomous Cars For Us
Why: Because hackers managed to hijack a car through its onboard entertainment system.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Hulk Hogan, TKO
Why: Because although I don’t consider pro “wrestling” to be a sport (not because it’s not athletic; it is. Sports actually need some sort of competition, which the WWE clearly lacks), for some reason this person still has a cultural importance. Good riddance.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: “Pixels” Is A Steaming Pile Of Garbage
Why: Because that’s what the reviewers are saying. Especially this guy.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Crank That
Why: Because Soulja Boy had more of an influence on modern music than you probably realize.

ART THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. look)
What: A Picture Worth A Thousand Words
Why: Because Ai Weiwei, the famed artist, got his passport back after four years.

JOURNALISM THING OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: More Writing Than You Could Shake A Stick At
Why: Because these are the best 100 articles of the year, and you should read them. At your leisure, of course.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Gaming In China
Why: Because China, the largest single world market, just opened up its boarders to game consoles for the first time in years. Game on.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Kickstarting Space; Fly Forever; Muppets Take Over Your TV
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: Loop Table
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

Greetings Webtaculators! Hope everyone had a great weekend. Mine included 60 lb. of roasted lamb. It was delicious. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Stabilizing A Potential Nuclear Reaction
Why: Because the U.S. just struck an historic deal with Iran that will hopefully limit the risk of another nuclear power in the world.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: The End Of Capitalism Is Neigh!
Why: Because Google probably doesn’t believe it based off of their latest quarterly report.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: The Prisoner’s Dilemma 
Why: Because with the release of some drug offenders and the first visit to a prison by a sitting President, the press has finally focused on what actually happens to our nations prisoners, even after they are released.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: PLUTO!!!!
Why: Because space travel is awesome.

FOOD THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: GMOHNO!
Why: Because GMOs might not be all that bad.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: This Is Why I Don’t Surf
Why: Because I don’t want to be eaten by sharks.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: A Little Less Writing About Movies
Why: Because one of the best places to read about movies is done writing about them. You should go back and see what you were missing.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Where To Listen
Why: Because there are now enough music streaming services to potentially spend over $60 a month if you use them all, and you shouldn’t have to do that.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. look)
What: PLUTO!!!
Why: Because PLUTO!!!!

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Story Keeps Changing
Why: Because it seems more and more likely that Go Set A Watchman should never have been published.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: The Fall Of EA
Why: Because the “Arts” part of Electronic Arts actually used to mean something.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Worst, Effects, Ever; Magic Illusion! (Tricks Are Something Whores Do For Money); Hope None Of You Tried This
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: New Tesla
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™