Congrats to Webtaculators Lior and Sarah! And with that, wedding season for 2014 is done. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Speaking Of Weddings…
Why: Because now more than 50% of the United States allows gay marriage.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: How You Should Spend Your Money
Why: Because experiences are way better than trinkets.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: What Ebola Isn’t
Why: Because Ebola isn’t going to kill you.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK ()
What: Giants In October
Why: Because GO GIANTS!

FOOD THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. look)
What: What’s For Breakfast?
Why: Because nothing beats eggs, potatoes, and bacon, in my book.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. watch)
What: God Only Knows
Why: Because my favorite version of this song is actually from a video game.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Overthinking The Giving Tree
Why: Because your favorite childhood story has awful implications. Also, the only z animal is a zebra.

LAUNDRY THING OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Get Rid Of That Stain
Why: Because now you can.

GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Gaming The Game
Why: Because I could totally use a glitched video poker windfall right now.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: The Next Big Thing; The Carlton Returns; Honk!; Armor Is Pretty Good At Its Job
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: BMW i8
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™