Happy Easter. Happy Passover. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Deal With The Bomb
Why: Because this is probably the best bet to de-escalate nuclear weapon development, although not everyone agrees.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Growth Without Growth
Why: Because California is running out of water. So are other areas of the world.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Indiana Just Can’t Figure Out This Whole Freedom Thing
Why: Because this ruling is a big setback for women’s reproductive rights, especially considering the lack of direct evidence in this particular case.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Cross Country Robot
Why: Because driverless cars are now, and yours will be soon.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (15 min. read)
What: Baseball Is Back
Why: Because baseball is best.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (1 min. read)
What: So Furious
Why: Because this movie series understands how to be fun. Also, the cars are awesome.

TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Muppet Madness
Why: Because Muppets.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (9 min. watch)
What: We Are Old
Why: Because teens think the music we grew up with is.

NEWS THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Rape, Retracted
Why: Because irresponsible journalism has the ability to destroy lives.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: The $70 Million Beta
Why: Because Star Citizen is one of the most successful crowdfunded projects ever, and no one is certain what it will actually be.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Michael Keaton Wishes You A Happy Easter; Google Pac-Man; This Puppet Is A Better Drummer Than You
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: This Plane
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

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Brian
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