Greetings Webtaculators! Here are some reminders: Game Of Thrones starts again tonight. Also, do your taxes. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch)
What: Oh Boy! Another Clinton Vs. Bush!!!!
Why: Because Hillary officially joined the race for President of The United States.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Schools Built For The Rich
Why: Because even though Ivy’s are ostensibly for the brightest, they often cater their services toward the wealthy.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Guilty
Why: Because Tsarnaev was found guilty of all 30 counts against him for the Boston Marathon bombing.

TECHNOLOGY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Apple (Meh) Watch
Why: Because Apple just released one of its lowest reviewed flagship products since the days before the iMac.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Golf Got Interesting Again This Weekend
Why: Because Jordan Spieth just tied the record for lowest score at a Masters. Some would argue that you shouldn’t ever go to a golf tournament, though (or a football game, for that matter).

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK ( 8 min. read)
What: 20 Best Movies Of The Decade
Why: Because there have been some good films made in the last 10 years.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Coachella Is Happening
Why: Because there’s always next week.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (many min. look)
What: Tsarnaev Trial Exhibits
Why: Because these are the photographs and sounds that helped convict Tsarnaev.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: GRRM
Why: Because GoT (WARNING: SPOILERS!!!!).

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Parenting And Video Games
Why: Because video games shouldn’t be an unknown part of a kid’s life.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Baby Giraffe!; Silicon Girls; How To Be Invisible
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: $17,000 Apple Watch
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™