Greetings Webtaculators! Well, the second best holiday of the year is just around the corner (you get one guess as to what my favorite is). Make your turkey the delicious way, as shown by a British guy, because why not? On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: One Week Later
Why: Because a lot has happened since the Paris attacks, and although the mastermind is dead, there are still too many questions.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: The Economics Of An Older World
Why: Because things will only get more uncertain as more of the working population retires.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Oh, Hey Federalism
Why: Because a majority of United States governors don’t understand our laws.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Forget Your Ex
Why: Because you probably don’t actually want to stop stalking them.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: 15-0
Why: Because the Golden State Warriors just matched the best season opening ever. Go Dubs!

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Nothing But Star Wars, Forever
Why: Because it will only be Star Wars.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: The Music World Gets Streamlined
Why: Because Pandora bought Rdio, and will finally be able to play the song you actually wanted to listen to.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. look)
What: The Sony World Photography Awards
Why: Because these are some of the most beautiful photographs of the year.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: How To Beat Copyright Laws
Why: Because this is not what copyright was intended to do.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. watch)
What: Like I Said, Star Wars Forever
Why: Because I’m still not sure whether or not I actually want this, because it looks like something that is more fun to watch than to play.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Adele All Alone; “Face With Tears Of Joy” Is One Word; One Man, Five Syllables
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What:Infrared Turkey Fryer
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™