Greetings Webtaculators! I hope everyone enjoyed their turkey, and managed to avoid the crazy traffic from Black Friday shoppers. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Multiple People Shot And Killed At Planned Parenthood
Why: Because this person obviously does not understand what Pr0-Life means. Also, if you didn’t realize it, Planned Parenthood mostly exists to provide women’s health services, and reduces the need to have abortions in the first place. Also, if you happen to be a Republican, please tell your party’s leaders to stop targeting Planned Parenthood with hate speech.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: Bleak Friday
Why: Sales Are down $1 Billion. People who work at stores during this time are miserable. Oh, and there’s too much parking. Happy holidays!

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Law. IN SPAAAAAACEEEE!!!
Why: Because mining in space actually is more complicated than Armageddon would have you believe.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (long look)
What: Climate Change Gets Serious
Why: Although they might want to find a way to talk about it without contributing to the problem.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: End Of An Era
Why: Because Kobe was one of the most important NBA players throughout the 2000s.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (23 min. watch)
What: Some Facts About Some Good Movies
Why: Because they are all a lot better than this movie.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (18 min. listen)
What: Free Foo
Why: Because who doesn’t like free music?

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. look)
What: Phunny Photos (Sorry)
Why: Because wildlife can be hilarious.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. browse)
What: Some Good Books
Why: Because end of the year lists by the NY Times are usually pretty decent.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Sometimes Broken Isn’t Bad
Why: Because sometimes what makes a game fun is the fact that it acts like, you know, a game.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Fuck Turkey; Brits Are Weird; The Right Kind Of Hoverboard
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: OH MY GOD IT’S CYBER MONDAY! Or, Thing Explainer
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™