Greetings Webtaculators. So this is probably one of the few times where Webtacular World probably knows less about what went on than all of you. Due to an unfortunately timed series of severe migraines (one of which sent me to the ER), I spent basically the entire week in bed hopped up on medication to try to regain control of my brain. Luckily, I’m feeling much better now, but I really have little idea of what happened. So this is my best guess at the important things. Oh, I also managed to make it to my bachelor party, which may or may not have contributed to the lack knowledge. On to the news?
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
Why: Because Verizon is going to buy Yahoo for 5 billion dollars, which is way lower than its earlier worth of $150 billion.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Ghost Law
Why: Because fake law is fun too.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: The Olympics Or Something
Why: Because this year’s is going to be just great…
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: MAAAATT DAAAAAMON
Why: Because his costars really seem to like him.
LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
Why: Because without dumb things to drive plots, your favorite books wouldn’t have a story.
VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Inside Inside
Why: Because Inside is one of the most interesting games I have played in years.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: No More Migraines
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
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