Greetings Webtaculators. Here’s something I posted on Facebook regarding my thoughts on the election.

On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because lots of reasons.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because taxes.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because settled law apparently isn’t good enough for certain topics.

SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because at least he likes space.

MEDIA THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because Bannon will be Trump’s Chief Strategist.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because even games are political.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Leonard Cohen Died
Why: Because why not make this week even worse.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (1 hr. 9 min. listen)
What: President Trump
Why: Because Trump didn’t write his own book.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (7 min. read)
What: President Trump
Why: Because games are a “reflection of and participator in human culture.”

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Fuck 2016; Chappelle Returns; Petty Biden
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: An Alternate Timeline
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™