Webtacular World Issue # 189, July 16, 2017

Greetings Webtaculators! Even though it’s the middle of summer, winter is finally here. The one thing that Game of Thrones reminds me of is that regardless how bad our government currently is, at least we aren’t being attacked by White Walkers with giants. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Just A Kid
Why: Because even though he’s a Jr., Donald Trump Jr. is a full grown man who is fully responsible for his actions.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Disney Wars
Why: Because this is the real reason Disney bought Star Wars. Also, this is why Disney is also developing a Pandora World; you know, from that awesome 3D movie, Avatar?

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: A Lower Bar
Why: Because at this rate, maybe in a few years a person can become a lawyer in California just by accurately bubbling in their name.

HEALTH THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Trumpharm
Why: Because if a healthcare plan is offering fewer services, then let’s at least be honest with what we should call it.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: GOAT
Why: Because Roger Federer won his 8th title at Wimbledon at age 35. I also spent Sunday standing on grass, but I was drinking in a park.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: The Zombie Master
Why: Because George A. Romero, creator of Night of the Living Dead passed away.

TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Game Of Thrones Is Back
Why: Because winter is here. Also, the next Dr. Who will be a woman. Finally.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Second Chance?
Why: Because SoundCloud, one of the biggest online platforms for music distribution, is in trouble, unless Chance the Rapper saved it.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: EVO 2017
Why: Because the biggest fighting game tournament in the world just took place over the weekend. The precision it takes to be good at any of these games is mind boggling.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Daft Trump; Softly Singing Madness; Feast Of Thrones; Haka Time
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: A Stay In A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™

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