Greetings Webtaculators! Well, it’s been another crazy week in Washington. Republicans can’t pass a healthcare bill, Spicey is gone, “The Mooch” (are you serious?) is here, Sessions also met with the Russians, and Trump is seriously looking into a previously absurd legal hypo as to whether or not a president has the power to pardon themselves. Good grief. On to the news.
STORY OF THE WEEK (2-5 min. read)
What: Pick And Choose Any Of The Above Links
Why: Because I can’t choose just one.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: Pardon Me?
Why: Because this should be a dumb question that doesn’t need to be answered, but now it’s one that actually matters somehow. Also, OJ is free again.
SCIENCE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. watch)
What: Solar Eclipse Of The Heart
Why: Because the sun is going to hide for a bit, and that is really neat.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Yay Bicycles!
Why: Because cycling is really, really hard.
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Heroic Retreat
Why: Because Dunkirk might be one of the best war films.
TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. watch)
What: Strangerer Things
Why: Because this good TV. This, however, is not good TV.
MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: In The End It Mattered
Why: Because Chester Bennington, lead singer for the band Linkin Park, committed suicide. The band has established a suicide prevention page in his memory.
LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
What: Why Not To Read Jane Austen
Why: Because I’m not sure that a group of students has ever “clamored for Austen,” but I guess teachers have insight into this sort of thing?
VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Kids And Squids And Squids And Kids
Why: Because Splatoon 2 is a ridiculous game about kid squids that is way more fun than it should be.
INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Wow!; How To Beer; Bring Back Crazy Crab
Why: Because Internet.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: An Adult Sized Land Speeder
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™
