Greetings Webtaculators! This one is going to be short, because triathlons are hard, and I am tired. Apparently becoming an adult means that instead of your friends making you do dumb things like climbing on a roof, your friends make you do dumb things like sign up for endurance races. On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Hawaii Is On Fire
Why: Because as Hawaii goes, so goes the rest of America.

POLITICAL THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Insanity
Why: Because for some reason, Giuliani decided to admit that Trump knew about the Stormy Daniels payment, and potentially the payment of other women.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Gibson Pulls A Toys-R-Us
Why: Because kids don’t play guitars anymore.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Notorious
Why: Because I can’t think of another judge that would inspire a meme and get a wide-release film on her life.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Oculus Go
Why: Because now you can really experience VR without needing a phone or being strapped to a powerful computer.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (6 min. read)
What: Go Horsey Go
Why: Because a woman won a bunch of money and the Sharks lost.

TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Cinco De Cuatro
Why: Because Arrested Development is back.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. watch)
What: America
Why: Because Donald Glover is making great things.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Hawaii On Fire
Why: Because volcanic eruptions are terrifying and beautiful.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: “No”bel Prizes
Why: Because even books can’t escape sexual assault, apparently.

VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. watch)
What: Red Dead Again
Why: Because another trailer for the western themed game came out, and it looks great.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: Lando Has A Point; The Story Of A Family; Deadpool’s Heart Will Go On
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: New legs.
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™