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STORY OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: The Most Media Story
Why: Because even when the world is falling apart, people still love stories about kids stuck in caves. Hope is addicting.
U.S. STORY OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Pruitt Blew It
Why: Because one of the worst things to happen to the environment is finally out of the office he was in charge of. The only bad thing is that his successor could be just as bad, but actually competent. Don’t worry, though – global warming still totally is not a thing.
ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: 1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare A Trade War
Why: Because Trump will hurt America’s economy.
LAW THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Trump’s Picks
Why: Because it is so dumb that Trump is treating the next Federalist Society approved Justice choice as a reality TV show.
EDUCATION THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Bye Bye Diversity
Why: Because affirmative action is so much more than an attempt to fix our obvious racial issues – it brings together all walks of life together on America’s campuses.
SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: The World’s Biggest Stage
Why: Because England somehow won in PKs.
MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Sorry To Bother You
Why: Because the world needs more surreal comedy about the terrors of the modern work place.
MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (8 min. read)
What: Warping Away
Why: Because Drake.
PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. look)
What: Fireworks Around America
Why: Because nothing is more American than explosions.
VIDEO GAME THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. read)
Why: Because most video game addiction seems to be a symptom of other larger problems.
INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: On A Boat; The Neymar; 360 Roller Coaster
Why: Because Internet.
THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: A bigger stomach so I can eat all of the Pakistani food.
Why: Because Brian deserves it.
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