Greetings Webtaculators! I bought a house.
On to the news.

STORY OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Oh, So Russians Did Hack The Elections
Why: Because interference in another country’s elections is essentially an act of war. To bad Trump is too busy weakening our relationship with the US’ allies while being a jolly old friend to the leader of the country that attacked us.

ECONOMIC THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: Bad CEO
Why: Because Elon Musk and “Papa” John Schattner probably should talk a little less after this week.

LAW THING OF THE WEEK (long read)
What: Kavano
Why: Because Trump’s reality show ended up picking Brett Kavanaugh, a person who previously clerked for Justice Kennedy.

TECH THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: Amazon Prime Day Is On Monday
Why: Because consumerism is all that’s left.

SPORTS THING OF THE WEEK (5 min. read)
What: Vive Le France
Why: Because this game had it all – own goals, keeper flubs, rocket shots, and of course, video reviews, Fortnite dances, and anti-Russian pitch invaders. What a tourney.

MOVIE THING OF THE WEEK (4 min. read)
What: The Missions Are Still Impossible
Why: Because Tom Cruise is still somehow making excellent action movies. If you want something different, maybe try Eighth Grade.

TELEVISION THING OF THE WEEK (10 min. watch)
What: Arm The Children
Why: Because Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat, aka Ali G) is back again, this time making our elected leaders look even more insane than we thought they were.

MUSIC THING OF THE WEEK (2 min. read)
What: A Happier Childish
Why: Because Donald Glover makes fine summer love jams as well.

PHOTOGRAPHY THING OF THE WEEK (long look)
What: Photographer Of The Year
Why: Because good photos are good.

LITERATURE THING OF THE WEEK (3 min. read)
What: A Literate President
Why: Because I miss these lists.

INTERNET THINGS OF THE WEEK (∞)
What: ¡Golazo!;  Baby Trump Balloon; Speed Tuba
Why: Because Internet.

THING YOU SHOULD GET BRIAN OF THE WEEK
What: House Stuff… Like Plant Or Something?
Why: Because Brian deserves it.

Webtacularly yours,
Brian
Managing Editor, Webtacular World
The Internet You Didn’t Know You Needed™